I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
I would actually dissolve
nah she’s just taking advantage of the cameras cos she knows she looks good
when you accidentally open your front camera