aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

shuckl:

ragandboner:

modelcult:

How embarrassing

I would actually dissolve

nah she’s just taking advantage of the cameras cos she knows she looks good

meanplastic:

when you accidentally open your front camera

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