officialunitedstates:

it’s 4:20 you know what that means.  time to go out and milk the cows.  life on a pennsylvanian farm is tough but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

thecosmosowl:

chubbinafatzarelli:

a real romantic plot

what the fuck

zaynmalif:

what an icon

the-chandelier-swing:

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neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

hbunot:

when you have a crush and they touch you by accident or even just talk to you and you want to explode

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild